spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

Anonymous: aree you back on tumblr omg???

nope it’s not really a priority for me anymore, i’ll be here once in a while sometimeeessss i guess

slentando:

I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

candycrushruinedmylife:

i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????