sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

Anonymous: aree you back on tumblr omg???

nope it’s not really a priority for me anymore, i’ll be here once in a while sometimeeessss i guess


I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.


you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won


i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????